Skinny Jeans, Smelly Nuts and Big Belly's

From what I know skinny pants have never been a classy article of clothing and serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever! When wearing skinny pants, where do they put their wallets, their keys and their phones? How can your nuts breathe and on top of that you're sweating and funky down below, which means no random sloppy toppy from your lady because your nuts stink! I mean just take a moment to think about it bruh, on a man these articles of clothing serve no purpose period.

Only women look good in tight fitting pants as we get to see what she was blessed with. Somethings are made just for men and somethings just for women and this skinny ish ain't for the fellas, at least the straight ones. Now don't get it twisted, I'm talking about skinny looking like leggings type ish not slim fit. Be careful with the slim fit to as they are not for everybody and you just may slide into the skinny jeans category! How are you going to be a thug in skinny jeans? You can't even run from the police! Lol! I seen some dudes sagging in skinny jeans! Make it make sense!

Now let's add a big belly to the equation, now we are looking really special! Your stomach hanging over your tight-fitting pants making it look like you can't breathe and it looks like you have to fight and lube up to get those pants off at night. These tight pants will change your walk as well; makes you look like you're waddling like a penguin instead of walking! I don't know who made this style up, but they can take it back bruh! Stop following the non-fashionable crowd.

Let's get back to being comfortable and stylish. And by the way, find a barber, get a line up, fresh fade, fresh something, get that fresh beard trim and line up, wash yo ass and look presentable! We the brotha's and we represent what it is to look good damn it! Stop running around looking like crusty the clown. Oh yeah, just because it cost a lot of money doesn't mean it's fashionably acceptable! Loosen up playboy, let your nuts hang and let your Johnson breathe. Let your woman get a whiff of some fresh smelling drawers for once! You to old for this BS! Loosen up and keep it pimpin! Fellas WSY, Ladies WSY?